Random Thoughts From The Trinity Trail

Things I was thinking about while riding the Trinity Trail at 6 a.m.:

How many pounds of bugs do I eat a day?

Biking into the wind is hard.

How many chemicals are in the fish that the river birds are eating?

Old ladies who smoke cigarettes make me laugh.

Am I slow because I am fat and out of shape? Or am I slow because I'm riding a mountain bike on the trail? Or both? I need to ask Bernie about that.

Why do people on the trail not want to stay on the right?

I am going to feel a lot better when this is over.

Why do people still have W stickers on their cars? Isn't it a little embarrassing at this point?

Biking with a tailwind makes you feel like Mr. Schwinn-fucking-Armstrong.