Peanuts by Charles Bukowski

From Boing Boing: If Peanuts had been written by Charles Bukowski, not Charles Schultz:

"It began as a mistake.

"The first time that Charles Branaski met Lucy Van Pelt, she was holding a football. He didn’t care for the game, baseball was his thing. Still, she held out that old football.

"'Just kick the fucking thing,' she said."

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