Blowing and Going

There has been a rash (probably a poor choice of words) of blowjob-related stories in the news. And who am I to ignore them? Salacious details to follow:

Republican Hypocrite, Part 1: Old news now, but still, get this. Fla. State Rep. Bob Allen, one of 21 Florida legislators to sign Gov. Jeb Bush's friend-of-the-court brief supporting the state's ban on gays adopting children, was arrested recently for soliciting sex from an undercover officer in a public restroom. But he had a defense: he was afraid of the scary black man. Um-kay.

Republican Hypocrite, Part 2: What are the odds of this? Another Republican looking for a little man love. The problem this time wasn't a pesky undercover police officer, rather some poor Young Republican who really didn't want to wake up to national chairman Glenn Murphy, Jr., unexpectedly fellating him. Wonkette has the dirty details.

H-Town Five-Oh: Thinking about trading oral sex in exchange for avoiding arrest for traffic warrants? A Houston Assistant Police Chief sez no prob! Thanks, Grits for Breakfast for the tip, er ... I mean the heads up, er, I mean ... uh ... nevermind.